art: I still get all tingly when I hear the word, even though I officially ended my art "career" in 1998. That was when I decided I'd rather be a human than an artist.

Are those mutually exclusive? No. But remember, I want to integrate everything, including art. I was tired of hanging it on walls. I wanted it to come to life, to dance into the streets in the middle of the night, to be the tool in your hand while making dinner, to fall from the heavens in front of the unsuspecting. Art means magic in German.

For those of you frustrated by the idea of me quitting, be patient. I still make art in secret, I just don't do dealers, galleries or museums.